The United States of Sao Nova Europa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Jean-Claude Juncker with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.973 billion Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. The average income tax rate is 86.9%.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 2,372 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,246 euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Brussels River, and President Jean-Claude Juncker's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sao Nova Europa's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sao Nova Europa is ranked 57,215^th in the world and 89^th in KAISERREICH for Most Patriotic, with 24.57 flags saluted per person per day.